The following video just cracks me up at about 1:50 into video where our stallion, For Play, actually picks the winning name out of a bucket:

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Going NUTS!

Two peanuts rush into a bar. One claims the other was a-salted!

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For the BIRDS!
Question: What happens when you take a sick bird to the doctor?

Answer: He gets a TWEETment!

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TEXTING for Horse People
(Thank you Erna Adelson for sharing!)

ALIGAR – At Least I Got A Ribbon
AROGC – Arena Rained Out, Going Crazy
BAHHFDP – Bought Another Horse, Husband Filed Divorce Papers
BBM – Bastard Just Bit Me
BTLGR – B###hy Trainer Left, Good Riddance
DQFOY – Dressage Queen Fell Off, Yipee
FOMHL – Fell Off My Horse Laughing
FTC – Forgot The Carrots
GBBF – Got Board Bill, Fainted
GFBF – Got Farrier Bill, Fainted
HAO – Hay All Over
HGR – Have A Great Ride!
HIMB – Hay In My Bra
HRHCF – Husband Realized Horse Costs, Fainted
HSIH – Horse Snot In Hair
HTNHFH – Hiding The New Horse From Hubby
IPTI – I’ll Pick Up Tennis Instead
LAS – Lost A Shoe
LWW – Lesson Went Well
MHTS – More Horses Than Sense.
MIHA – Mare’s In Heat, Again
MMM – Master Manure Mucker
MSMBO – Mud Sucked My Boot Off
NLT – No Lesson Today
OOH – Out Of Hay
OOM – Out Of Money
PIHH – Poop Induced Half Halt
PTTDG – Prayed To The Dirt God
SLH – Smell Like Horse
SSB – Saddle Sore Butt
UD – Unplanned Dismount
WWFNS – Will Work For New Saddle